Due to lack of sleep the night before, above average susceptible to the supernatural things in life (and particularly abstruse sentence structure) follows here is a list of the ten most important rules for an orderly existence on the Earth (at least today):
first Watch microorganisms in ground!
second linen or red socks with white wash!
third not eat muffins!
4th Always have a supply of magnesium and everywhere with you!
5th Make no washing under running water!
6th Do not forget your house keys!
7th Make friends with your non-Greek fellow sufferers!
8th Use the smallest available index cards!
9th Turn in translating your brains out!
10th Go to sleep early! would have
Most of the rules speak for themselves but who says one or the other and / or explained in turn to hesitate to contact me, either here or in the comments anonymous to all other Readers of one of my many email addresses.
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